A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's
doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With
his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb
blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on
her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your
stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype
women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to
do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who
keep women like me from being respected at work and in the
community and from reaching our full potential as a person,
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate
discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in
general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when
the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking
to that little jerk on your knee!''