There was a blond, and a brunette walking through the woods, and they come across some tracks.
The blond said "they are deer tracks", but the brunette said "they are bear tracks." The blond said "NO I went hunting with my dad, and I can tell you for sure that they are deer tracks."
The brunette said "NO,NO,NO I went hunting with my brother, and I can tell you for sure that those are bear tracks."
They kept on fighting, and a few minutes later a train came buy, and hit them. They were train tracks!!
