An old couple was sitting down and the wife decided to strike up a
conversation she asked her husband, “Have you ever cheated on me? It’s
all over, so just tell me."
He answers "No, and you."
"Well, remember that time you got fired and then rehired? Well, I visited
your boss."
"Is that all," he asks.
"No, remember that time you wanted a raise and your boss refused. I
talked to the head of the company in his bed."
"Please tell me that’s all,” asks her husband.
"No, do you remember when you ran for town legislator and you were 150
votes short?!"
