Buy Cigarettes A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. continue reading
Car Crash A man and his girlfriend are driving down the highway. The man asks 'If I drive 100 mph, will you take off your clothes?' and she agrees. continue reading
Change Of Plans A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital. continue reading
China Piggy Bank As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex, the husband put his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. continue reading
Choices We Make, The A wife woke of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. continue reading
Christmas Party After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. continue reading
Commit to Suicide An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again--the strain would be too much. continue reading
Condoms A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. continue reading
