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    Identifying Gender
    A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes.
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    Instruction Manuals
    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
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    Kiss Ass
    There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident.
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    Like a Grill
    A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.
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    Looks Like Yours
    A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
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    Love Test
    A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him.
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    Married in Heaven
    Betty and Tim were killed in an auto accident on the eve of their wedding.
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    Middle Aged Couple
    A middle aged woman went to the gynecologist and was told she was in perfect health and had the vagina of a 20 year old.
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    Miracle Bra
    A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror for her birthday.
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    Morning Call
    It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings.
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