Not Meet a Wife A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. continue reading
Olympic Comdoms A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. continue reading
Optical Illusion A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy washes up on the shore. continue reading
Penis Problem When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. continue reading
Perfect Golf Shot For The Wife Bob stood over his tee sot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his backswing. continue reading
Playing The Harmonica A newly married sailor was informed by the navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. continue reading
Poor Couple A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.'' continue reading
Posthumous BJ A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in, and poured him out on the coffee table. continue reading
