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Ages Of Women

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Age 8: Looks at herself and sees; Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty

Age 15: Looks at herself and sees; Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Movie Star, or if she is PMS-ing; sees pimples/ugly ("Mom I can't go to school like this!")

Age 20: Looks at herself and sees; "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but she decides she is going out anyway.

Age 30: Looks at herself and sees; "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so she's going out anyway.

Age 40: Looks at herself and sees; "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" -but says, "At least, I'm clean" and goes out anyway.

Age 50: Looks at herself and sees; "I am" - and goes wherever she wants to.

Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore; goes out and conquers the world.

Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability - goes out and enjoys life.

Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a red hat and goes out into the world.

Age 90: Can't see and doesn't worry about it!



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