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Hair On Your Twinkie

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A young girl is sitting in a barber shop with her mother, eating a twinkie, and anxiously awaiting her first hair cut. When her turn comes, she brings her twinkie with her to the chair, and the barber covers her. Soon, she pulls the twinkie out for a bite.

"You're getting hair on your twinkie," the barber playfully warns.

"Yes, I know," replies the girl. "And I'm getting boobs, too."



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