Saintly Sons Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years." continue reading
Somehow Pregnant Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed continue reading
Spendy Meal The head waiter brings the bill and she's horrified to see the total: $150! She didn't expect this at all and asks the waiter, "Would you mind holding my breasts while I write the check please?" continue reading
Sunbathing A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down her bikini top fell off... continue reading
