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Lima Beans

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A sophisticated city lady and a country bumpkin both ended up in a conversation at the same social function.

At one point the country woman asked, "Wow, what's that smell?" The city woman replied, "It's Evening in Paris... $189.00 an ounce."

A few moments later the city woman exclaimed, "Wow, what's that smell?" The country woman replied, "Lima beans... $1.89 a can!"



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