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Sunbathing

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A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down her bikini top fell off... she didn't care anyway because no one will see her. After a while she heard footsteps, it was the hotel manager... she hurried up and covered herself up and the hotel manager said.'We don't mind if you sunbath up here, but we would appeciate it if you would keep your bikini top on!'
And she said,' No one will see me anyway.'
And the hotel manager said,'I hate to break this to you....but you're laying on the dining room skylights.


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