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Why Fish Are Better Than Women

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Why Fish Are Better Than Women:

1.)If you catch a fish you don't have to worry about it's mother. 2.)If you're not in the mood for fish you can have beef. 3.)You can catch fish at any age. 4.)You can keep fish in a live well until you're ready for them. 5.)If you don't like what you catch you can throw it back. 6.)Fish don't care what size your worm is. 7.)You don't need a big rod to catch a nice fish. 8.)You can use the same old line every time to catch a fish. 9.)It don't matter how cold it is to catch fish. 10.)You can eat (catch)fish any time.



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