The church service was under way and they pasted the collection plate.
When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stop the service and announced " Who ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up".
A gay man stood up and said " I did". The preacher told him " Since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymns."
Excitedly, the gay guy said, " Well I'll take him and him and him.
