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At The Local Dance
A guy was at the local dance and he asks a girl to dance.
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Don't Believe Everything You See
A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy (Homer) washes up on the shore.
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Dying of AIDS
Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer.
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Erotic And Kinky
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
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Expecting A Baby
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby. The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a raise.
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Mailbox, The
A man moved into a new apartment, and he decided to go and check his mail. The next thing he knows, a beautiful woman is standing in front of him and she has a robe on and she opens it and the man notices she has nothing on underneath.
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Ski Pee
One of the women in the ski group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He told her not to worry, that he was sure there was relief waiting at the top of the lift in the form of a powder room for female skiers in distress.
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Slif Op The Tongue
My dad had an accountant who every time the company had to package plans to send to a client would ask the messenger to "Fack it up well, okay?"
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Spaghetti
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant.
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Trailer Trash
You might be trailer trash if
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