There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine and he liked her a lot. One day he met a new girl. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He became quite entranced with her and after a while it was obvious that she was interested in him too. But he was a loyal guy and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided he had to break up with her first, then go out with the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
One day they went for a walk along the river bank and Lorraine slipped, fell into the river, and drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing............
"I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone"
