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Age Verification
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for a long time he got to the counter.
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All About Men
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
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Amazing Frog
There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big
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Bank Sperm
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample
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Barrel
This guy decides to join the Navy. On his first day of service, he gets aquatinted with all the facilities around the ship he will be serving on.
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Brain Transplant
A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.
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Bulging Eyes
There once lived a man named Jack. Jack was very unfortunate in that that he eyes having always bulged out every since he hit puberty. It was a very big problem for Jack, because no girls were every attracted to him. The bulging eyes were a big turn-off.
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Can't Help Practicing
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.
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Clearly and Lorraine
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine and he liked her a lot.
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Desert Island
A hurricane came unexpectedly. The ship went down and was lost. A man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.
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