Age Verification A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for a long time he got to the counter. continue reading
Amazing Frog There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big continue reading
Barrel This guy decides to join the Navy. On his first day of service, he gets aquatinted with all the facilities around the ship he will be serving on. continue reading
Brain Transplant A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. continue reading
Bulging Eyes There once lived a man named Jack. Jack was very unfortunate in that that he eyes having always bulged out every since he hit puberty. It was a very big problem for Jack, because no girls were every attracted to him. The bulging eyes were a big turn-off. continue reading
Can't Help Practicing In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. continue reading
Desert Island A hurricane came unexpectedly. The ship went down and was lost. A man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts. continue reading