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Rules for Men...
- The Female always makes The Rules.
- The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
- No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
- If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
- The Female is never wrong.
- (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)
- (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)
- The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
- The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
- The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.
- The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
- The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
- The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
- Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
- At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.
- If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!
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