Go Nuts This guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist "Listen, I have 3 girls coming over tonight. I never had 3 girls at once, I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent." continue reading
In The Family Closet Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says ''Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed...'' continue reading
John Came Back From A Safari In Africa John came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend Mark and told him of his adventures. "I was out in the jungle," he said, "when all of a sudden I heard a noise in the bush behind me. continue reading
Kiss, The There was a boy whose parents were very strict in his upbringing. They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his own relatives. continue reading
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. continue reading
Motorcycle With Bad Seals Joe is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be or else it won't start continue reading
Out For A Smoke It's after dinner when a man realizes he's out of cigarettes. He decides to pop down to the local bar for a pack, telling his wife he'll be right back. continue reading
