Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show everyone that he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He didn't have anyBODY to go with.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek ....
A: One.
Q. Why do all mice gather at every photo shoot (or make their best efforts to get there anyway)?
A. Because the photographers say CHEESE, silly!
