There was a boy whose parents were very strict in his upbringing.
They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his own
relatives. However, one day he saw one of his best friends
kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her what they
were doing.
His mother told him, "It's called kissing and any boy who does
that to a girl will die that very minute!"
On his 21st birthday he went out with some friends who
introduced him to one of the sweetest girls around town.
She knew that he had never been kissed before.
When she eventually got some time alone with him, she tried to
kiss him but he resisted. She asked him, "What are you afraid
of, it won't hurt."
He said, "My mother said if I kiss a girl I'll die this very
minute!!"
She replied, "Don't be a baby, now come on kiss me."
With that she gave him a hot one square across the lips.
He began to cry, "Oh no I'm going to die!!!"
She said, "Why are you going to die??"
He replied, "I've just kissed you and already one part of
me has begun to get stiff!!"
