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Anyway You Want It

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A man approached a hooker and said "I'll give you $500 if you will have sex with me anyway I want. The Hooker said that the price he offered is slightly low. The man then said "Well then I’ll give you $1000 if you will have sex with me anyway I want. The hooker finally agreed and they left and went to a motel.

The hooker and man were busy at it when suddenly the hooker said "Exactly how do you want to have sex for $1000?” The man replied, "On Credit Baby...On Credit!"



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