Abstain From Sex Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a new church in their neighborhood. The pastor said "We have special requirements for new parishioners. continue reading
Adam And Eve There were these three nuns that were killed in a traffic accident, and immediately sent to the Pearly Gates. As St. Peter was looking over their files, he said, " You ladies have been very good, but before I can let you in, you have to answer a question." continue reading
An Appointment This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" continue reading
Anyway You Want It A man approached a hooker and said "I'll give you $500 if you will have sex with me anyway I want. The Hooker said that the price he offered is slightly low. continue reading
Ashes to Ashes Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes continue reading
