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Surprise!
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun.
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They Are In The Shower
A salesman rang the doorbell and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was at home.
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Tight Pussy
This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him.
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Tonto Goldstein
A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?"
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Travelling Salesman Problem
A travelling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a very charming bit of femininity giving him the so-called eye.
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Twenty Four Hours To Live
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him because he only had 24 hours to live.
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Twice a Day
This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.
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Two Divorced Guys
These two guys had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again.
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Two Old Pensioners
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.
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Very Late And Very Drunk
George comes home very late, and very drunk, and his wife is waiting for him at the door.
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