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Vital Signs
There's a woman in a hospital in a coma. Her nurse notices after a few days that every time she sponge bathes the woman around the crotch, her vital signs, according to the nearby monitor, increase significantly.
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Wall Markings
There are these two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening, they`re in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.
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What Happen Doctor?
A lady goes to the doctor's office and tells the doctor that she can't get her husband to have sex with her anymore.
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What the Hell You Are Doing
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.
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What's a Headache?
After a few days, the Lord called Adam to him, and said, 'It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the Earth, so I want you to start by kissing Eve.'
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What's Happening In The Bedroom
A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while."
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Who More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
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Woman And Her Asshole
What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm?
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Won Lo Pan
A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
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Wrong Grip
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip.
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