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Deaf People Sex Signalling
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
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Different Women Say After Sex
Hooker asks: "Well sweetheart, did you get your money's worth?"
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Donger Tattoo
A man entered a tattoo parlor on the lower west side and wanted to get a tattoo.
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Draw The Line
A guy and girl meet at a bar and are instantly attracted to each other. They party all night and at the end decide to go back to his place to continue.
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Dropping Marsmellow
A man is urinating one day when the end of his penis drops off.
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Effects of Those Pills, The
Once upon a time, a woman complained to her doctor that she and her husband never had sex anymore.
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Erection Problems
Jack goes to the doctor and says, "I'm having trouble getting my penis erect. Can you help me?"
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Ethel
Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing home residents.
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Feels Great Looks Terrible
Mr Smith goes downstairs in the morning and his doorman says, "Mr Smith, how are you?" Smith says, "I feel great."
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Fingering
A guy's fingering his girlfriend.
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