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Hooker Style
Three men go into a whore house. The first one goes up to a hooker and says "What can I get for $100?" The hooker motions for him to follow her into a room.
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How Can You Tell
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
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How to Stop Smoking
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
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I Wanna Watch
Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing.
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I Want a Bike
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared.
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I'd Rather Have A Puppy
A little boy and his dad were walking down the street whan they saw two dogs having sex.
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Impressive
During a course in human sexuality, the instructor was discussing various items in the Kinsey report.
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In The Middle of Dark Forest
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
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Indian Chief's Sexual Problem, The
One day a big Indian Chief goes to his local pharmacy. He goes up to the clerk and says, "Last night me fuck squaw, left nut go 'oomph', right nut go 'oomph', dick go 'oomph', condom go BOOM!"
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Is There a Male Pharmacist Available?
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the woman behind the counter, "Is there a male pharmacist available?"
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