It Burns A man is about to have sex with a really large woman, so he climbs on top of her. continue reading
Jack and Jill Jack and Jill were twins who couldn't find dates to the prom. So Jill asked Jack to go with her. continue reading
Japanese Guy The American President meets the new Japanese Ambassador at the White House, as they're shaking hands the Ambassador is so excited about meeting the President he gets a huge hard-on. continue reading
