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A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later he received this report:
Honorable Sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come to house I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she get off train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree, look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree.
No see. No fee.
Thank you.
Won Lo Pan
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