Animal Football The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V." continue reading
Bunny's Wish, A A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived. continue reading
Drunken Duck A duck walks into a drugstore, and asks the cashier if he has any beer. The man says "No, this is a Drugstore, we don't sell beer here" continue reading
Feed the Pig There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. continue reading
Frog, The A woman walked into a pet store one day to get some supplies. She went up to the cash register to pay for them and she saw a sign next to a small fish tank that said, "Pussy eating frogs-$2.00" continue reading