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Animal Football
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V."
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Bigger Than an Elephant
What is even bigger than an elephant ?
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Bulls' Messages
Q. Where do bulls get their messages
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Bunny's Wish, A
A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived.
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Camel Gear
Baby Camel: Mum, why do we have such a huge hump?
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Drunken Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore, and asks the cashier if he has any beer. The man says "No, this is a Drugstore, we don't sell beer here"
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Feed the Pig
There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner.
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Frog Calling Psychic
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs.
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Frog, The
A woman walked into a pet store one day to get some supplies. She went up to the cash register to pay for them and she saw a sign next to a small fish tank that said, "Pussy eating frogs-$2.00"
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