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Genius Dog
A butcher is busy at work when notices a dog in his shop. He shoos the dog away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices that the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note which reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please."
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Got Any Bread?
A duck walks into a bar and says " Got any bread?"
And the barman says "No"
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Great Dog Fight, The
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.
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It's Magic
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
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Karate Dog, The
Harold's new job had him working really late. He decides to get his wife a watchdog.
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One Teddy Bear to Another
Q. What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?
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Penguin and the Ice Cream, The
A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot, summer Sunday when he noticed his oil light was on.
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Pony With Sore Throat
Q. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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Pull Buddy, Pull......
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.
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Rabbit Coming Back to Life
Rabbit resuscitation... A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.
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