Absolutely Jokes: Great Collection of High Quality Jokes

  main : animal jokes : amazing animals jokes

absolutely jokes
 main
 adults
 animals
 bar
 campus
 celebrities
 emergencies
 entertainment
 ethnics
 events
 insult jokes
 kids and teenagers
 life jokes
 love and wedding
 profession
 religion
 restaurant
 silly
 sports
 technology
 clean jokes
 links
recommended sites
- Jokes 'N Jokes
 

jokes

Race Records
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"
continue reading
Rancher's Talking Animals
A Cowboy said to a Rancher, "Is that your dog?" The Rancher replied, "Yup." "Mind if I talk to him?"
continue reading
Roaches' Discussion
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
continue reading
Sheep Says Moo
Q. Why did the sheep say "moo"?
continue reading
Simba and O.J
Q: What's the difference between Simba and O.J.?
continue reading

More Jokes and Humor...

Snails' Car
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.
continue reading
Spiders Do on Computers
Q. What did the spider do on the computer?
continue reading
Spot
What'd the really stupid guy name his pet zebra?
continue reading
Story of Bats
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."
continue reading
These Chickens Want Books
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them
continue reading

<<prev 1 2 3 4 next>>
 

Copyright ©2000-2006. Absolutely Jokes
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED