A Very Insulting Parrot This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam." continue reading
Baby Stork, The Two storks are sitting in their nest - a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying so the father stork is trying to calm him. continue reading
Bad Parrot David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. continue reading
Christmas Parrot, The A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sale. He asks the clerk what the parrot's name is and the clerk tells him it's Chet. continue reading
Educated Parrot, The This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. continue reading
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help. The store he happened to walk into specialized in parrots. continue reading
