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Frozen Parrot
A woman brings a Parrot home from the pet store and names it Fred. One afternoon the bird begins to talk and says, "Fuck You, Fuck You."
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Hospitalized Birdie
Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
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Identifying Gender
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes.
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Insulting Parrot
This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store.
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It's A Magic
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
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Jesus Is Watching
This burglar is breaking into a house at night. Sneaking around he suddenly hears: "Jesus is watching you!" The burglar is shocked, ducks down, remains silent for a while, but nothing happens.
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Magician and Parrot
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
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Magician, The
A magician performing on cruise ship and each night while performing his pet parrot keeps saying "its up his sleeve" " its in his pocket". "its in his shoe".
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Metal Bands Used To Tag Migratory Birds
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed.
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Naughty Parrot
An young lady inherited a very beautiful parrot when her Aunt died. The girl was surprised to find out that her Aunt had been a very successful Madam and was well known for her sexual appetite.
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