Quick Bird Jokes I understand that a crow has one less pinion feather than a raven. Therefore how do you tell a crow from a raven? It's a matter of opinion continue reading
Quiet Parrot There's a guy who owns a parrot which never talks. So he goes to the pet shop to get some advice. The pet shop owner says he knows exactly what the problem is. continue reading
Rude Parrot In reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. continue reading
Seize Him The mail carrier had a registered letter that needed a signature. Receiving no response at the front door, he went around to the back door and knocked. continue reading
Singing Bird There once was a lonely guy who bought a bird. The pet store manager said that the bird was a special bird and could sing continue reading
Titanic, The The Titanic, on her maiden voyage, just set sail from the shores of England. It was the most magnificent ship ever built, and everybody is very excited. continue reading
Two Strings A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. continue reading