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Quick Bird Jokes
I understand that a crow has one less pinion feather than a raven. Therefore how do you tell a crow from a raven? It's a matter of opinion
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Quiet Parrot
There's a guy who owns a parrot which never talks. So he goes to the pet shop to get some advice. The pet shop owner says he knows exactly what the problem is.
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Rude Parrot
In reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him.
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Seize Him
The mail carrier had a registered letter that needed a signature. Receiving no response at the front door, he went around to the back door and knocked.
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Singing Bird
There once was a lonely guy who bought a bird. The pet store manager said that the bird was a special bird and could sing
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More Jokes and Humor...

Skipper, The
Two old men went out on a fishing trip with a wize old skipper.
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Talent Office
A man walked into the office of a talent agent on the 72nd floor of a skyscraper.
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Talking Parrot in Church
There was this guy and he was lonely so he decided to buy a dog.
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Titanic, The
The Titanic, on her maiden voyage, just set sail from the shores of England. It was the most magnificent ship ever built, and everybody is very excited.
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Two Strings
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot.
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