This burglar is breaking into a house at night. Sneaking around he
suddenly hears: "Jesus is watching you!" The burglar is shocked, ducks
down, remains silent for a while, but nothing happens.
After a minute or so he decides to continue his search for the jewelry, so
he gets up again. Again he hears, but a little louder and more like a
warning: "Jesus is still watching you!"
"Good heavens!" he thinks, "What's going on here?" He still doesn't dare
to use his torch though.
Silently he strafes backward and again -and really loud this time-: "Jesus
is *really* watching you!" Okay, this guy is almost getting a heart attack
and switches on his Maglite.
After a little looking around he detects this parrot.
Burglar: "A parrot?"
Parrot: "Yes, that's me!"
Burglar: "You can talk pretty well!"
Parrot: "Yes, I'm already 50 years of age."
Burglar: "Phew that's not bad! You live here?"
Parrot: "Yup!"
Burglar: "Gosh, I really thought something weird was going on here!
What's your name?"
Parrot: "Henry."
Burglar: "Henry? That's a weird name for a parrot."
Parrot: "Not as weird as 'Jesus' for a rottweiler!"
