Judge: young man, it says here you shot and killed a Califorina Condor. How do you plead?
Defendant: Guilty your honor.
Judge: GUILTY!? Don't you know how endangered these condors are? There are hardly any left at all.
Defendant: Yes sir, I know, but I had to feed my family, we're so poor.
Judge: That's no excuse. I fine you 30 days in jail. By the way, what does California Condor taste like?
Defendant: It's real good, kinda like a cross between Bald Eagle and Whooping Crane!
