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A Big Bear And Little Rabbit
A big bear and little rabbit are taking a dump side by side in the woods. The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks. "Do you have trouble with crap sticking to your fur?"
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A Dog, A Cat, And A Penis
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!".
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A Game Of Animal Football
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V."
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Am I A Real Polar Bear?
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother, "Mom am I a real polar bear?"
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Animal Complaints
It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen.
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Animals
A bear and a rabbit were in the forest taking a shit.
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Bear And A Rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest.
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Bear Anf Bunny
A bear and a bunny are sitting in a forest taking a shit.
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Blind Bunny
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose.
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Blind Bunny Meet Blind Snake
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose.
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