A Big Bear And Little Rabbit A big bear and little rabbit are taking a dump side by side in the woods. The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks. "Do you have trouble with crap sticking to your fur?" continue reading
A Dog, A Cat, And A Penis A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". continue reading
A Game Of Animal Football The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V." continue reading
Animal Complaints It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. continue reading
Blind Bunny One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. continue reading
Blind Bunny Meet Blind Snake One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. continue reading