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Dog and The Leopard, The
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost.
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Famous Camel Joke, The
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost.
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Fly That Drop 6 Inches
There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.
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Goldfish Passing
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
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Happy Pit Bull
What has four legs and one arm?
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Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
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Mime And The Lion, The
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
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Old Benny
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily, a farmer passed by with his big old horse named Benny.
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Poor Rooster
Farmer Brown goes out one bay and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken.
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Pull, Buddy, Pull
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
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