Looking To Buy A Frog? A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. continue reading
New Pet, A A single man wanted someone to help him with the household chores, so he decided to get a pet to help out. continue reading
Penguin Broke Down A penguin is driving across the desert when the air conditioning goes out in his car. He rolls the windows down and keeps going until he comes to a service center along the highway. continue reading
Playing Octopus This guy walks into a bar near a concert hall with an octopus under his arm and says, "I'll bet any of you that my octopus can play any instrument that you give him." continue reading
Story Of The Bats, The Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood." continue reading
