A butcher is busy at work when notices a dog in his shop. He shoos the dog
away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog,
and notices that the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the
note which reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please."
The butcher looks, and lo and behold, in the dog's mouth, there is a ten
dollar bill. So the butcher takes the money, puts the sausages and lamb in
a bag, and places it in the dog's mouth.
The butcher is very impressed, and since it's closing time, he decides to
close up shop and follow the dog. So, off he goes. The dog is walking down
the street and comes to a crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and
presses the crossing button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the
lights to change. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher
following. The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the
timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the
times, and sits on one of the seats to wait for the bus.
Along comes a bus. The dog walks to the front of the bus, looks at the
number, and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes. Again the dog goes
and looks at the number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on. The
butcher, by now open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus.
The bus travels thru town and out to the suburbs. Eventually the dog gets
up, moves to the front of the bus, stands on his hind legs and pushes the
button to stop the bus. The dog gets off, groceries still in his mouth,
with the butcher still following. They walk down the road, and the dog
approaches a house. He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the
step. Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself
whap! against the door. He goes back down the path, takes another run,
and throws himself whap! against the door again! There's no answer at the door, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and
walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to a window, and bangs his
head against it several times. He walks back, jumps off the wall, and waits
at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts
laying into the dog, really yelling at him.
The butcher runs up and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing? This
dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for God's sake!"
"He's not clever," the guy responds, "This is the second time this week
he's forgotten his key!"
