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A Blind Man In A Store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.
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Amazing Flying Dog
A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant.
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Amazing Flying Dog, The
A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant.
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At The Vets Waiting Room
Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for.
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Best Time Dog
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
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Beware of The Dog
Upon entering a small country store, a stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside a harmless old hound dog was asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
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Burglar, The
A burglar crept into a dark house and as he crossed the room he heard a voice say, "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!
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Difference Between A Cat And A Dog
A dog thinks:
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Doberman Outside The Biker Bar, The
A very timid little man ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "...ah, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"
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Dog Called Sex, A
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex Now Sex has been embarrassing to me.
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