A couple buys this cute little dog. They take him home and two days later
the dog becomes very lazy. It won't eat, doesn't bark, heck it doesn't even
move at all.
So the couple decides to take the dog to the Vet. The Vet looks at the dog
and then lays it on the floor. He then brings a cat into the room and sets
it beside the dog. The cat crawls all over the dog for several minutes and
then runs around the dog four times before the Vet picks up the cat and puts
him back in his cage.
The Vet then turns to the couple and says, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but
your dog is dead...That'll be $225.00."
"$225.00?," screamed the outraged man. "You expect me to pay you that much
just to tell me my dog is dead?"
The Vet replied, "It's only $25.00 for the office visit and $200.00 for the
Cat Scan."
