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Bad Parrot
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary.
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Bunny, The
Years ago while lying in my hammock and drinking JD from the bottle I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.
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Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.
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New Pet, A
A single man wanted someone to help him with the household chores, so he decided to get a pet to help out.
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Two Strings
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot.
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Very Special Pet, A
A traveling salesman was driving down a country road, coming upon a farm when he noticed a pig standing by the gate to the farm.
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