Duck & Books, The
One fine day a chicken walked into a library and said BUCK (book), so the librarian gave the chicken a book.
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Duck For Sale
One day a boy gets a duck from his dad. His dad says son get as much money for this duck as possible and the boy says okay. The boy is walking down the street and this hooker says I will fuck you if you give me that duck so he says okay.
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I Think That I'm A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
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New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years. And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt anything.
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These Chickens Want Books
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
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