A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot go out to a pub and order 3 pints. They each find a fly floating on the top of their mugs. The Brit says, " Bartender, can I have a spoon?" and quietly removes the fly from his brew. The Irishman says, " Get out of there!" and flicks the fly away with a finger. The Scot picks up the fly with his fingers and says, " Alright ya wee fucker. Spit it out! Now!"
