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12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
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12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the bartender for twelve-year-old scotch. The bartender thinks "This guy is pretty pretentious" and proceeds to pour him a drink of six-year-old scotch.
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Alright Ya Wee Fucker
A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot go out to a pub and order 3 pints.
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Bar Bet
A man walks up to the bar, and speaks to the bartender. "I bet you $500 that I can piss in this cup from across the room."
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Bar....Monkey
A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them.
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Bear In Bar
A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.''
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Buy a Frog
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"
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Contest
There was a bar advertising a contest and a man walked in to find out what the contest was for.
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Drinks & Personalities
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
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Drinks And Personalities
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks.
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