12 Shots A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. continue reading
12 Year Old Scotch A guy comes into a bar and asks the bartender for twelve-year-old scotch. The bartender thinks "This guy is pretty pretentious" and proceeds to pour him a drink of six-year-old scotch. continue reading
Bar Bet A man walks up to the bar, and speaks to the bartender. "I bet you $500 that I can piss in this cup from across the room." continue reading
Bar....Monkey A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. continue reading
Bear In Bar A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.'' continue reading
Buy a Frog A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" continue reading
Contest There was a bar advertising a contest and a man walked in to find out what the contest was for. continue reading
Drinks & Personalities Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: continue reading