My Sons Are Gay A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "what's wrong," and the guy says that he just found out that his younger son is gay. The bartender says, "he's sorry about it." continue reading
No Arms A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender shoved the foaming glass in front of him. continue reading
Pee Into a Glass A man walks up to the bartender in a bar, and says "I bet you $50 that if you slide a glass across the bar counter, as fast as you can. I can pee into that glass without missing a drop." continue reading
Pig In A Bar A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?'' continue reading
String Theory A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." continue reading
Strongest bartender The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. continue reading
Sweet Revenge A guy walks into a bar and asks for a glass of beer, and the bartender says, "That'll be four cents, please." continue reading
