Bad Day For Mike There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. continue reading
Beer Nut Joke A guy was watching the game, drinking a few beers and popping beer nuts into his mouth, when his wife began yelling at him. continue reading
Better Lightning One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk, down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. continue reading
Betting For Beer Two guys walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The barkeep comes over to them and asks, "What can I serve you gentlemen?" continue reading
Blew Chunks There's this man who drinks beer at a local bar every night. One night, he came in and had nothing to drink. continue reading
Blew Chunks There's this man who drinks beer at a local bar every night. One night, he came in and had nothing to drink. The bartender was curious and asked him why he wasn't drinking anything. continue reading
Bubba Bubba and Bubba Jr. were driving down an Arkansas back road drinkin' some Budweisers when they spotted a Police roadblock ahead. continue reading
Car Thieves A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" continue reading
