Drunk Again A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. continue reading
Drunk Boy A five-year-old boy was mowing his front lawn and drinking a beer. The preacher who lived across the street saw the beer and came over to harass the kid. continue reading
Drunk Driver A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. continue reading
Drunk Genie One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12" tall man standing on the bar. continue reading
Drunk Guy In Confessional A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew. continue reading
Drunk Has His Keys A drunk is staggering down the street with his car keys in his hand, and his member hanging out when he sees a cop. continue reading
Drunken Duck A duck walks into a drugstore, and asks the cashier if he has any beer. The man says "No, this is a Drugstore, we don't sell beer here" continue reading
