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I'm Just Off the Liquor
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
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If You Were My Husband
A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him,
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Irish Dui
Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically.
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Irishman
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result.
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Late Night Car Trouble
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
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My Girlfriend is Out in The Car
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.
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My Girlfriend Is Out In The Car
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.
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Never Drink Whiskey
Jock was traveling by train seated next to a stern-faced clergyman.
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New Flash
Yesterday, scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
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Not Your Normal Drunk
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
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